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Tragic blow up involving a Blaser

I have been following this since late may and now that the legal matters are over I can give a full report. On may 23, Mr.. George Elliot was killed in another tragic blow up involving a Blaser. Mrs. Elliot upon finding the receipt for her husbands new R93 Blaser in 308 Winchester, blew up and beat him to death with it. A jury of nine women and three men handed down a verdict of justifiable homicide. The Honorable Judge Sheila Winters warned Mrs.. Elliot to not do anything of the sort again in the next six months or she might really be in trouble the next time. Mrs.. Elliots defense attorney, Shelly Hathaway, is credited with with proving a definite pattern of spousal abuse, citing evidence that Mr. Elliot came home on more than several occasions with Smidt & Benders scopes, Swarovski Binoculars and a Sauer 202 Supreme. A poll of the jurors found that all nine women said Mr. Elliot deserved it and the three men all declined to comment. In total the jury deliberated for three minutes and twenty two seconds. The only thing that held up the verdict was the forty seven minutes it took Judge Winters to return from a bathroom break. After court was adjourned the Judge, defense attorney, accused and the nine female jurors all went on a weekend women's retreat. Blaser declined to comment on the court decision but rumor has it they are working on a new rubber coating for their firearms to decrease the possibility of fatalities in the future. On a positive note an expert in firearms testified that the nitrided finish on the Blaser was not degraded by Mr. Elliotts blood and admitted that "it should clean up nicely".

It is hoped that Blaser will take notice of this tragedy and furnish all new Blasers with a bogus receipt showing a price of not more than 17% of retail and never actually write down the correct price where it can be seen by spouses.


eestikeelne kokkuvõte: hr. Elliot hukkus oma proua käe läbi pärast seda, kui viimane oli näinud Blaser R93, win308 ostuarvet. naistest koosnev vandekohus mõistis proua õigeks "õigustatud mõrvas". Pr. Elliotil paluti järgmise kuue kuu jooksul enam kedagi Blaseriga surnuks peksta - või muidu karistatakse teda kogu seaduse valjusega. Blaseri firma keeldub kommentaaridest, kuid kuulduste järgi töötatakse välja kummikatet sarnaste surmajuhtumite vältimiseks tulevikus.
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